I am AAHNAAHLD McDAAHNAAHLD

and I am hosting an un-beleevaahbul paahty.

We are haahving a great paahty for aahmerikaah.

Do yoo love paahties?

Do yoo love the BIG MAAHK HAMBRRgRR PAAHDDIES? Do yoo love amerikaah?

Do you love Caahli-fo-neeah?

Do you bee-leev in maahjic?

AUSTRIA

KILL ME NOW AND BEELEEV ME LATAAH.




SUPAAH-SIZE
MEEE???!??!







Meat MEE and uddah great peepul at 531Page ST (Fillmore/Webster)
Fry-day the 24th of septembah, 9pm.

Dare will be dee-jays using the turned tables:

DJ English Steve...
DJFK: DictatorJohnFuckingKerry...
DJ Freedom Fries...

BEE-KAAHZ of THE BAAHDGET CRISIS YUH MUST BRING YOUR OWN BEER.

i think that the enigmatic mistah justin timbahlake is a full-fledged GEHHHLY MAHHN becahz he made the gahd-awful mcdaahnaahlds jingle.

Ba ba ba ba baaaaa.... I'm lovin it. actually, i think i am haating iiit. i haav the urge to flex my pectoral maah-scle in the face of that mistah timbahlake, just to see what kind of reaction is the result of smaller man crumble in shadow of my girth. i am conan for gahd's sake, and i am caahming all ze tiime, i caahm with tha pump in my maah-scles, i have sex with my wife at night and zen i am caahming all ze time, i live the puhfect life, you know? I crush my enemies, see zem driven before me, and to heah the lamentation of the vomen!

...and sometimes i use mcdaahnaahlds drive-thru in my SUV.... they speak into the microphone, 'thank you for yor order, now caahm to ze vindow to pick up yor happy-meeuhl", and i say to zem, "okay, i'm caahming, i'm caahming!" it iz reely faahn. Maria, my wife, alvayz orders extraah-valuu-meeuhl numbah 2.